Friday, March 25, 2016

Putting the Cool Back in Political



I want to thank you for reading about my grassroots, write in campaign for president of the United States of America. It's time to put the cool back in political. 


Here we see Grace Coolidge, the wife of Calvin Coolidge, with their pet raccoon, Rebbecca. It's time to put another Coolidge back in the White House



It's also time to put another raccoon in the White House...


Actually, I'm here to talk about something much more important... inspiring children to read.

I think we can come to bipartisan agreement that reading is an important skill. With reading we improve our understanding, gain experience, learn to better communicate, boost imagination and creativity, and focus concentration.

A child that is an experienced reader is more successful all through school, and not just in reading, English and history, but all subjects.

Children who read often get better at it...but what happens if a child doesn't enjoy reading?...A child will read less.

Reading is a skill and not a natural born talent. You wouldn't expect to be able to sink a free throw if you never got on the court?


my goal is to encourage children to read more, and that's why I developed my book series, The Totally Ninja Raccoons.


The Totally Ninja Raccoons is a series specifically geared towards young readers from six to ten years old, especially the reluctant readers.

This is often the age that children start falling behind their peers if they aren't feeling excited about reading. 

It's vitally important that an aspiring reader enjoys what they are reading.

And what child doesn't enjoy raccoons, cats, ninjas, Chinese food, and of course...Bigfoot?


Some might call these cute creatures bandits or thieves, but with their masks, I always thought they were more like little ninjas, and thus The Totally Ninja Raccoons were born.

The Totally Ninja Raccoons are your basic heroes for hire. They work cheap, sometimes for a little Chinese takeout or a stale doughnut.


It's your classic trio with a twist. Think the Three Investigators meet the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles with a little Ghost Busters in the mix.

What started as an idea to score free food soon ends up giving the raccoons a glimpse into another world, a world of shadows, mysteries, and plots.

There are more things in heaven and earth than the raccoons ever dreamed. Cats are trying to take over the world. Monsters are real, and Chinese food really will make you hungry soon after you eat it. It's up to The Totally Ninja Raccoons to stop it.


This series is set right here in Tioga County and Wellsboro Pennsylvania.


But it almost didn't happen....

Writing the book is the easy part. What do you do next?

You find a publisher, but first you have to find an agent, but not in the summer..it's too hot in the city, or in the winter..it's too close to the holidays, and definitely not spring it's too early, and autumn is just way too late.

Yeah, it's a little hard to find an agent. It's even harder to get them to read your manuscript.

You may have read that most professional writers go through many rejections. 

Well...I'd write a novel about rejection slips, but I'm afraid it'd be too long.

One agent thought I had something, but it was too similar to what another client was working on.

One agent thought that raccoons were sooo 2014 and on the way out and that possums is where it's at...

You can't fool children. Raccoons already have the masks. Possums just aren't cut out to be ninjas.


One agent loved the writing style, but wanted to set me up with her favorite illustrator, but my artist was already part of the process


I heard a lot of no.

Most agents, when they bothered to read my letters at all...replied that it wasn't right for their lists.

Which is industry speak for..I didn't like it, It's too niche, or I don't know how to sell it, and even...I prefer possums... You know...NO


So, what do you do when you have a story you want to share, but everyone else is looking for the next Harry Potter?

You form your own publishing house..

I published my books, The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet Bigfoot, and The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet the Weird & Wacky Werewolf through Ingram Spark.




I chose to only make it available as a real book. You won't find it in an electronic version.

Why did I do this? Studies have shown that students retain more information when reading from paper


I believe that reading is more than a chore. It's an tactile experience... I also believe in bookstores staffed by lovers of books.

I'd rather have real people selling real books to people that are the best match for that book.


Not every book is for every child and if the Totally Ninja Raccoons is not the right match, or if the child likes possums, then we can totally help them find the right book.

Thank you for reading about The Totally Ninja Raccoons.


I'm starting a new trend... Showing that reading is fun! Together, we can inspire children to keep reading and keep learning and keep bookstores vibrant and beating in the heart of their communities.


And remember it's NOT too late....

You can still totally write me in on the ballet this election day...thank you.


This blog post paid for by the committee to elect Gypsy, the Cat for President"

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Easy-To-Swallow, Easy-To-Chew Cookbook: Over 150 Tasty and Nutritious Recipes for People Who Have Difficulty Swallowing

Delicious and nourishing recipes that are easy to eat and swallow
The simple act of eating is a challenge for millions of people whose ability to chew and swallow has been compromised by the debilitating effects of age or disease. "The Easy-to-Swallow, Easy-to-Chew Cookbook" presents a collection of more than 150 nutritious recipes that make eating enjoyable and satisfying for anyone who has difficulty chewing or swallowing. It also shares helpful tips and techniques to make eating easier for the elderly and those with such diseases as Parkinson's, AIDS, or head and neck cancers.

DONNA WEIHOFEN, RD, MS, is a nutritionist at the renowned University of Wisconsin Comprehensive Cancer Center, and has helped hundreds of patients fight cancer nutritionally.

Robbins is an associate professor in the Department of Medicine at the University of Wisconsin.

Sullivan is a speech pathologist who specializes in swallowing rehabilitation at the William S. Middleton Memorial VA Hospital. She is also a clinical instructor in the Division of Otolaryngology at the University of Wisconsin Hospital Medical School.


Tuesday, March 22, 2016

2016 America's Main Street Contest

I just voted for Wellsboro Pennsylvania to win $25,000 to invest in Wellsboro's downtown. It's the 2016 America's Main Street Contest. You can vote too! You can vote once a day from an IP address until June 3. Then we'll see if Wellsboro makes the next round.

Wellsboro, a town of beauty and culture rich in natural resources and the County Seat of Tioga County, might be set down in any section of New England and find itself in familiar surroundings. The Wellsboro area, home of the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon, offers hundreds of miles of hiking and biking trails from flat packed surfaces to rugged mountain terrain. Spend time fishing, swimming and canoeing in one of the many area parks.

They’re free in Pennsylvania! Maybe you’d like to try horseback riding or have an off road adventure. It’s time to relax. Spend a few nights in one of our many lodging options and enjoy fabulous meals at your choice of area restaurants. Stroll the gas lit streets of Wellsboro where you’ll find family owned businesses offering personal attention to your needs. Maybe you’d rather take a scenic train, trolley or go rafting. You’ll find it all here in the Wellsboro area.

Come and see us, it’s a short drive from your back yard to ours! Wellsboro has an attractive downtown and an active Chamber of Commerce with over 300 members working together to build a strong community for today and tomorrow. Call our office at (570) 724-1926 and find out how the Wellsboro Area Chamber of Commerce can work with you.

SHARE THIS NOMINATION WITH FRIENDS TO HELP WELLSBORO MAIN STREET PENNSYLVANIA GET MORE VOTES:

Click on this photo of Main Street Wellsboro to take you to the link to vote.

Friday, March 18, 2016

I own a bookstore, and I wrote a book, but it's not available as an ebook. Amazon is not my friend, and it's not yours.

I published my book, The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet Bigfoot, through IngramSpark and only made it available as a real book. Your customers won't find it in an electronic version.

Why did I do this? Because I believe in bookstores staffed by lovers of books. I'd rather have real people selling my book to people they feel are the best match for my book.

The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet Bigfoot is your classic trio with a twist. Think the Three Investigators meet the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles with a little Ghostbusters in the mix.

Our furry protagonists discover they are not meant to be ordinary bandits, but rather carry the potential to be something extraordinary, ninjas.

In this origin story, the Ninja Raccoons begin their ninja training, and meet their first potential employer--Gypsy the cat. Gypsy sends the Raccoons on their first mission, to capture the elusive Bigfoot.

The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet Bigfoot is a book I feel confident and comfortable suggesting to 2nd or 3rd graders who love animals, cryptids, and adventure.

The book is available through Ingram for just 5.99 at standard industry discount. It's around 4,000 words. It's been professionally written, illustrated, edited, and approved by professionals in the field of children education.

In the follow-up, The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet the Weird & Wacky Werewolf, the Ninja Raccoons continue their training, and meet a creature of legend, a werewolf.

The Ninja Raccoons decide to track and capture the werewolf for the prize offered for capturing such a creature. The Raccoons learn that the werewolf isn't as terrifying as the myths, and friends are more important than money.

Thank you for your taking the time to read about The Totally Ninja Raccoons. I hope to start a new trend. Together, we can continue to keep bookstores vibrant and beating in the heart of their communities.

Kevin J. Coolidge
From My Shelf Books & Gifts
(570)724-5793
www.wellsborobookstore.com

The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet Bigfoot available now! ISBN 9780692592557

The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet the Weird and Wacky Werewolf available now! ISBN 9780692647707

The Totally Ninja Raccoons and the Secret of the Canyon available May 10 2016

The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet the Thunderbird available August 2016

The Totally Ninja Raccoons and the Catmas Caper available now












Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Book Giveaway For The Totally Ninja Raccoon Meet the Weird & Wacky Werewolf (Totally Ninja Raccoons # 2)


The official release date is March 1, 2016 and you can enter to win one of ten, free, signed copies of The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet the Weird & Wacky Werewolf by author Kevin Coolidge.

The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet the Weird & Wacky Werewolf became available March 1st, 2016! In The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet the Weird & Wacky Werewolf, the Ninja Raccoons continue their ninja training, learn teamwork, and meet a creature of legend, a werewolf.

The Ninja Raccoons decide to track and catch the werewolf for the prize offered for capturing such a creature. Will the Raccoons succeed in their mission? Are friends more important than money? Do werewolves taste good with hot sauce?

There are more things in heaven and earth than these three brothers ever dreamed. Cats are trying to take over the world; monsters are real; and Chinese food really will make you hungry soon after you eat it. It's up to the Ninja Raccoons to do something about it.



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A Woman's Angle: Celebrating 20 Years of Women Fly Fishing



The Delaware Valley Women's Fly Fishing Association has nourished a passion for fly-fishing in hundreds of women since 1996. This was when women were rare participants in outdoor sports, but during the club's first two decades, this has changed dramatically. So many women are now fly-fishing that they have become the most important market segment in the fly-fishing industry. This book tells the story of some of these women, how they developed an interest in fly-fishing, and why. More importantly, this book is a celebration, not just of the DVWFFA's twentieth anniversary, but of fly-fishing itself, in the form of the best of articles from its widely praised newsletter. Beginners and veteran anglers of all ages and from all walks of life share their enthusiasm and love for the sport. From Cancun to Canada, fly-fishing saltwater, streams, ponds, and rivers, they share their insights, humor, and learning experiences, proving that good women's fly-fishing stories are just plain great fishing yarns.

Totally Ninja Raccoons Author Event



Come meet the author of The Totally Ninja Raccoons! Saturday, March 19th from 11AM to 2PM the author will be at From My Shelf Books & Gifts. The Totally Ninja Raccoon books will be on special, buy one, get one for 50% off.

The Totally Ninja Raccoons is a new children's series for 2nd to 4th grade. The series is set right here in Tioga County and Wellsboro and there are two books out with more to come!

In The Totally Ninja Raccoons meet Bigfoot, our protagonists discover they are not meant to be ordinary bandits, but rather carry the potential to be something extraordinary, ninjas.

In this origin story, the Ninja Raccoons begin their ninja training, and meet their first potential employer--Gypsy the cat. Gypsy sends the Raccoons on their first mission, to capture the elusive Bigfoot.

Things aren't what they seem to be. Bigfoot isn't the monstrous beast, as he's been portrayed. Gypsy isn't the benign employer. Cats want to take over the world.

The Totally Ninja Raccoons learn that sometimes you have to choose your own path if you want to choose your destination.

In the follow up, The Totally Ninja Raccoons Meet the Weird & Wacky Werewolf, the Ninja Raccoons continue their training, and meet a creature of legend, a werewolf.

The Ninja Raccoons decide to track and capture the werewolf for the prize offered for capturing such a creature. The Raccoons learn that the werewolf isn't as terrifying as the myths, and friends are more important than money.

There are more things in heaven and earth than the raccoons ever dreamed. Cats are trying to take over the world. Monsters are real, and Chinese food really will make you hungry soon after you eat it. It's up to The Totally Ninja Raccoons to stop it.


International Women's Day


Today, March 8th, is International Women's Day. It's purpose is to highlight the plights and achievements of women around the world. This year's theme is "planet 50-50 by 2030"-hoping to achieve gender parity by that year. It's a big goal when one still considers the wage gap and the under-representation in political positions.

I want to focus on the achievements, especially literature. One of the many things I like about writing is that it's often critiqued by what you leave on the page. If you read a great book, you usually judge it by what you read. If you know a lot about the author, it can affect your perception, but if that's all you know, you judge it by the writing.

Some of the most beloved classics of literature have been written by women. It's not a surprise of course, but women used to have to use a man's name. Even J.K. Rowling used initials, because her publisher felt the books would sell better if readers didn't know it was a woman. Really? Yes, really.

Well, I want to tell you about a woman who edited a book, Rabbit Jensen. It's a book about fly fishing called A Woman's Angle. She's not only the editor, but a major contributor of the book. Most of the writers are woman, except one, but some people can let writing speak for itself.

It's no surprise that the book is mostly written by women. It is the Delaware Valley Women's Fly Fishing Association the published the book. It's not a surprise, however, that it's great outdoor writing. Several of the contributors have been writing for years, and are well known in the field of fly fishing.

These women aren't marketing the book as being written by women. I chose to point that out on this International Woman's Day. It's written for those people who love to fly fish. If you are one of those people, or know one of those people, you are going to love this book. Get yourself a copy.










Thursday, March 3, 2016

Teen Book Club: March 31st meeting: Books in verse!

Some books we suggest for novels-in-verse:
(many of these authors have several novels written in verse)



*Out of the Dust by Karen Hesse
*A Time to Dance by Padma Venkatraman
*Sold by Patricia McCormick
*Inside Out and Back Again by Thanhha Lai
*Skate Fate by Juan Felipe Herrera
*The Crossover by Kwame Alexander
*Stop Pretending: What Happened When My Big Sister Went Crazy by Sonya Sones
*I Heart You, You Haunt Me by Lisa Schroeder
*Mountain Dog by Margarita Engle
*Hidden by Helen Frost
*Impulse by Ellen Hopkins
*Love That Dog by Sharon Creech
*Because I Am Furniture by Thalia Chaltas
*Love & Leftovers by Sarah Tregay
*Locomotion by Jacqueline Woodson




Collections of poetry we suggest:

*Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
*The End of the Sidewalk by Shel Silverstein
*A Pizza the Size of the Sun by Jack Prelutsky
*The Sneetches & Other Stories by Dr. Seuss
*A Child's Calendar by John Updike
*Good Poems for Hard Times by Garrison Keillor
*The Book of Qualities by J. Ruth Gendler
*Dare to Dream... Change the World by Jill Corcoran
*Sing a Song of Popcorn by Mary Michaels White
*The Complete Poetry of Edgar Allan Poe
*100 Best-Loved Poems ed. by Philip Smith
*Favorite American Poems ed. by Paul Negri




Meeting: Thursday, March 31st, 3:30 to 5pm
Ages 11-17 welcome!
call, email, or facebook for more info!