Saturday, September 24, 2016
Cats Want to Take Over the World
We all know that cats want to take over the world. What? You didn't know that? If you have a furry feline in your life, you know they are planning on world domination...right after their nap.
Yes, cats are planning world domination. There's even an international organization known as the Cat Board that is planning right now as you are reading this. Lucky for humans, cats are a little lazy.
That's where the Totally Ninja Raccoons come in. These little masked bandits decided they aren't meant to be ordinary, but chose to be something more, ninjas!
Gypsy, head of the Cat Board, hires the Totally Ninja Raccoons to track the elusive Bigfoot. She's after Bigfoot's powers of invisibility and stealth in her quest to rule the world, but she double crosses the raccoons and doesn't pay them, and thus the rivalry between Gypsy and the Totally Ninja Raccoons is born.
There are currently four book in the Totally Ninja Raccoon series.
The Totally Ninja Raccoon series is great for the reluctant reader from second to fourth grade, though there are younger and older readers. My nieces are just entering kindergarten and love the books as bedtime stories. Grandmothers love buying them for their grandchildren that live outside of Tioga County.
The Totally Ninja Raccoon series is set right here in Wellsboro Pennsylvania, and is specifically geared towards reluctant readers. It's your classic trio with a twist. Think the "Three Investigators meet the "Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles" with a little "Ghost Busters" in the mix.What started as an idea to score free food soon ends up giving the raccoons a glimpse into another world, a world of shadows, mysteries, and plots.
I've written a fifth Totally Ninja Raccoon adventure, The Totally Ninja Raccoons & The Catmas Caper. The book is finished Now, it just has to be illustrated, formatted, and all the little things it takes to make it into an actual book that you can turn the pages. I'm starting a Kickstarter to build awareness and to take pre-orders. I will have this book out in November, in time for Christmas.
The Totally Ninja Raccoons & The Catmas Caper is is the super, special Christmas edition. The infamous Cat Board is once again plotting against the Totally Ninja Raccoons and want to eliminate Christmas! Will The Totally Ninja Raccoons be able to stop the Cat Board and save Christmas?
Every ten dollars will get you one copy of The Totally Ninja Raccoons and the Catmas Caper mailed to you first class anywhere in the United States. The Totally Ninja Raccoon series is available worldwide, but shipping is too expensive to offer this Kickstarter outside the United States.
What started as an idea to score free food soon ends up giving the raccoons a glimpse into another world, a world of shadows, mysteries, and plots.
There are things in heaven and earth than the raccoons ever dreamed. Cats are trying to take over the world. Monsters are real, and Chinese food really will make you hungry soon after you eat it. It's up to The Totally Ninja Raccoons to stop it.
The Totally Ninja Raccoons Are:
Rascal: He's the shortest brother and loves doughnuts. He's great with his paws and makes really cool gadgets. He's a little goofy and loves both his brothers, even when they pick on him, but maybe not right then.
Bandit: He's the oldest brother. He's tall and lean. He's super smart and loves to read. He leads the Totally Ninja Raccoons, but he couldn't do it by himself.
Kevin: He may be the middle brother, but he refuses to be stuck in the middle. He has the moves and the street smarts that the Totally Ninja Raccoons are going to need, even if it does sometimes gets them into trouble as well as out of trouble.
Just Click on the Totally Ninja Raccoons to be Taken to a Site Where You Can Buy Them