You know what really gets my goat? Yeah, chupacabras*, damn chups. There's a reason why the government puts a bounty on them. Chupacabras are a menace to society.
The local Cryptid Hunter society was planning to submit Chupacabra Chow for the local chili cook off. Well, it was a great idea and it worked. It worked too well.
Chupacabras raided the compound and got into the goats, literally, sucked 'em dry. We are all out of goat. Part of being a chup hunter and a chef is improvising. So, the cook off is still on, however, we can't use goat.
If anyone local to the Wellsboro Pennsylvania can get us a couple pounds of goat meat, we'd love to still do it, otherwise, we'll use our favorite chupacabra recipe and continue our fight against the chups.
*chupacabra for those uninitiated means "goat sucker" in Spanish. If you don't know what a chupacabra is, you are welcome. We are doing our jobs.
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