"Hello, I am Gypsy. I am the home cat. I do not work at the bookstore. I take care of the house when the people are gone all day. I worry about my cat clan. My people suck at hunting.
Where do they go all day? What do they do? They seldom come home with a kill. Sometimes they come back with dry, crunchy food in a bag. They are not good hunters.
I am a mighty huntress. I kill more things than the humans do without even leaving the house. I catch bugs, voles, even bats that find their way into the house. I tried to share my bat, but the people threw it away. Stupid people. They should read a book on hunting..."
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