Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Our Bacon Soap

We love our bacon here at From My Shelf Books & Gifts, and we have our very own brand of soap made right here in Tioga County. Now, for those of you that are unfamiliar with Tioga County, we're pretty rural. The Pennsylvania Grand Canyon* is just a short distance from Wellsboro where the bookstore is located, and it's a great place to hunt, hike, and fish.

In fact, last year Tioga County had a record bear harvest and it's all because of this soap. That's right. Most times, if you want to go hunting, you have to go out in the woods. You take a bath with our special bacon soap, and you cant just sit on the back porch with your favorite beverage** and wait for the bears to come to you.

If you aren't into hunting, that's just fine. You might be a dog lover, and if you are, you know that dogs are a mans best friend. Well, shouldn't you be his?

Maybe you are a single lady? Nothing is going to attract the men folk like the scent of bacon. There are so many uses for our famous bacon soap that maybe you better get yourself two bars...

*Currently there's pending litigation by the Arizona Tourist Board to make residents call it The Pine Creek Gorge.

**If your favorite beverage is beer then please don't combine it with firearms.

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